The two latest movies at the Omnimax are
WILD OCEAN
and
GRAND CANYON ADVENTURE
Museum features always have a way of over-selling themselves
GRAND CANYON ADVENTURE
is about a river
WILD OCEAN
is about sardines
WORK EXPLOSION! is todays feature
It stars me
eating carrots in the break room
and staring at the wall
It’s either this
or nap time
“You remember that scene where he’s drinking a Squirt in the bathroom?”
“Yeah, that was so fucking funny.”
“Or that one where he walks half-way to Subway during lunch before he changes his mind and turns around?”
“Yeah, that was sad.”
In closing
our rivers are at risk
sardines something something
I’m out of carrots
please gather all of your personal belongings
and exit at the top
© 2008 Lee Kitzis
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Poems by Lee Kitzis
You can order my latest book, Everything Smells Like Breast Milk, through this site
Posts
About Me
- Scotch and Salad
- i'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker
Ribwich Enthusiasts
- Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company
- Extinguish Me - Blog
- Kid Douche - Blog
- E-mails From an Asshole
- Tao of Poker - Blog
- Wicked Chops Poker
- Sorry I Missed Your Party - Blog
- Wikiradical - blog
- I Bang the Worst Dudes - Blog
- List of the Day - Blog
- Garfield Minus Garfield
- Sugaragus! - Blog
- Daily Kitty Thoughts - Blog
3 comments:
Are you working at the Field? I haven't been there since I was 14 to see Sue the T Rex(kind of a let down). Shedds was always my favorite, I stared at the otters while on mushrooms for what must have been hours. Last time I was there they were still remodeling soldier field. I live in Indy and Lucas Oil Stadium is a massive let down.
This is how Derek comments when drunk on free Tuaca by the way.
haha. nice. last time i did mushrooms was on the boardwalk in atlantic city. staring at pancake make-uped jersey girls and their muscle-teed boyfriends. very interesting experiment. actually no i work at the museum of science and industry. or as i like to call it: the museum of broken things.
Post a Comment