Movie Time

The two latest movies at the Omnimax are
WILD OCEAN
and
GRAND CANYON ADVENTURE

Museum features always have a way of over-selling themselves

GRAND CANYON ADVENTURE
is about a river

WILD OCEAN
is about sardines

WORK EXPLOSION! is todays feature

It stars me
eating carrots in the break room
and staring at the wall

It’s either this
or nap time

“You remember that scene where he’s drinking a Squirt in the bathroom?”

“Yeah, that was so fucking funny.”

“Or that one where he walks half-way to Subway during lunch before he changes his mind and turns around?”

“Yeah, that was sad.”

In closing

our rivers are at risk

sardines something something

I’m out of carrots

please gather all of your personal belongings

and exit at the top

© 2008 Lee Kitzis