Résumé

I shaved my head in December

that was a bad idea

I cooked for a girl that likes to fist fight

that was a bad idea too

I tried to bluff against a huge stack w/ two pair on the board and a lousy kicker

not a good idea

I crapped my pants in third grade

embarrassed I took them off and streaked down the hall w/ my coat pulled down over my rear

Bad idea

no one bought it

I became a poet at 14

Good idea in high school

Bad idea later

Since then my writing has gotten better

my limit hold‘em game too

I make a mean tilapia ceviche

for myself

I also crap my pants less

and have a degree in journalism

© 2008 Lee Kitzis