so, after plugging away for some time i managed to dig myself out of the bad beat mire to make...are you ready?...drum roll please...30 cents!
"congratulations lee! you've grinded your way through a field of hundreds! what are you going to do with the money?!"
"well, chip! it's tough. i'm deciding between a bag of 25 vitners cheeze kurls or a postage stamp."
"well, lee. we're very proud of you and can't wait to have you back to be the object of every donkey's suck-out."
"i can't wait either, chip! i can't fucking wait!"
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stamps are 42 cents a piece. it's really hard to find a store that sells them individually, also. you'd probably have to buy a book just to get one stamp. a book is like $8.40 at walgreens. clearly, my nights might be worse than yours.
Touché. Sad sad touché.
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