Magicland

Wake up

get the days Accuweather

-40 degrees with a -40 dollar bank account

eggs
sunnyside up
two slices of buttered (margarined) toast
cup of Eight o’ Clock Coffee

My brother just got promoted to trader
I’m happy for him

he was always the mathematical go-getter in the family
I was always the writing masturbator

I should pitch a sitcom to The U
Lee and Dan

“Lee! Did you eat all my cottage cheese?!”
“You can’t change me.”

(laugh track)
(cancelled)

I thought there was some magic in the city
when I was 16

I turned 27
and realized the magic
is pigeons

Chicago is a frozen hell in January
with trapper hats ugg boots aggressive homeless people

so I stay in my apartment
in a fantasyland of summer

as the pigeons crap pixie dust outside

I’m 27

when I was 16
I thought there was some magic in the city

I was also a virgin living with my parents

© 2009 Lee Kitzis

8:54 A.M.

Insomnia’s back again
talking heads talking war and cholesterol

people smile over Sanka
get the Accuweather Entertainment Weekly a bagel

Tekrit goes boom
and they laugh
at Marmaduke

Quick check of the horoscope

a quick shit

the burning of Rome

she forgot to fill the tank with gas

good morning assholes

© 2008 Lee Kitzis