Our enemies
are pigeons
mosquitos
spinach
and Mexicans
We will build a fence
700 miles long
and line it w/ nukes
and spinach detectors
so when the Mexicans come
w/ their flamethrowers and guns
shooting mosquitos at us
and sending pigeons into the air
they’ll know that we stand strong
as one nation
under a God
who rings my bell
and leaves pamphlets
under my door
at 9:30 in the morning
that tell me
this country’s going to hell
because God
is one very clever Mexican
© 2008 Lee Kitzis
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