Employee of the Month

I was nice to a customer today

I said I'm sorry
there was a computer problem

I said I'm sorry
for the delay

She looked at me

She looked at me
like your Jewish grandmother
looks at black kids

I forgive her

I forgive that big fat piece of peroxide blonde
trailer-trash knock-off leather jacket crap

I was nice to a customer today

Let's see Jesus do better in East Chicago

© 2009 Lee Kitzis