Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Dumbass Ex Machina

Mike’s got a thick Chicago accent

He’s about as Southside as a gimp in Boys Town

“It’s 9 A.M. and all you guys are eating breakfast.”

No one looked up

“Do you know how much that costs the museum?”

Someone crunched into a Dorito

“Lessee 4 dollars for the half-hour times 7 people
that’s 28 dollars a day 7 days a week that’s 196…”

The number came out to something

Mike waited and then he left

60 thousand dollars a year
right out the door

© 2009 Lee Kitzis

1 comment:

IanMattson said...

he only makes 60k a year?