I sift through the change from the Metra machine
to see if any of the coins I got are priceless
I find a nickle from 1956
it's worth five cents
I have a Sammy Sosa rookie card worth eight dollars
that's $8.05
My retirement plan is coming along nicely
a bum stopped me
he said we're going through a recession
I should help him out
I didn't understand
so I said sorry
I hope he gets his promotion
The mice don't care about jobs
I bought peanut butter and mouse traps
they left
that's fine
I'm not a mouse corpse kinda guy
I found a penny from 1942
it's worth 3 cents
that's $8.08
My retirement plan is coming along nicely
I'm the richest guy in the apartment
when my roommate isn't home
© 2009 Lee Kitzis
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now, when calculating your richness, did you take into account the fiscal holdings of the mice??
yes. i actually took a financial hit. they pissed on me and took my wallet as i slept.
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