For the Kids

I pitched my new children's book idea to my friend Ian today and he dug it.

It would be called Everyone Dies.

Like Everyone Poops it would have pictures to go with the examples. There would be "Your Grandma" with a picture of your dead grandma. "Your Postman" with a picture of your dead postman. "Some Guy at the Greyhound Station" with a picture of a dead guy on a bench at a Greyhound station. Finally there would be "You" with a picture of a child coffin.

Ian and I both laughed at this because we're sick.

Happy Mother's Day.