My New Job

I asked the manager if I could use the washroom

he said no
there's no one here to cover you
you'll have to hold it in

it's the Sports Authority
angry lesbians
humorless ex-jocks
returns
things beeping
more returns

he came back two minutes later
said he had found someone

great I said

an ugly Frida Kahlo look-alike came to the register

her breasts were hanging out

she had socks
and two ugly sisters

she was loud

it was all wrong

just then my relief showed up

and I was allowed to use the bathroom

please Frida

tuck your tits back into your blouse

and paint me a picture
better than this

© 2009 Lee Kitzis